Total Medals Earned: 3 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 60 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/395 points)
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (105/300 points)
Free at last?
Or something like that, anyway.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You interviewed like an actual sidekick.
You really thought that would work?
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.